This Is Hip Hop

File under: Cringe-worthy.

There is no better source for learning raw hip hop dancing than a psuedo-rednecky white chick in a suburban dance studio. She likes the hippity hop and has the moves to prove it. The back up dancers complete the total and utter train wreck.

Dena Does Hip Hop:

The Worst Is Often The Best

Today I saw one of the best movies I've seen in years...Inception. I also saw one of the worst...and I loved it all the same. If you want to see a real cinematic turd and you want to laugh every step of the way then buy a ticket to Predators and marvel at Adrien Brody unraveling years of credible acting in 2 hours.

I left the theater convinced that I saw the absolute worst movie of the year. That is until I saw this...

Go to their website and suffer through more videos and demand that they screen the movie in your town. I'm seriously considering the 10 hour drive to St. Louis.


http://www.birdemic.com/

THIS JUST IN...Worst TV Movie of the Year! It's Sharktopus!

Does It Ever Cease To Amaze?

I know this is a really old clip. I can't help it. If it makes me laugh...the rule is to post it regardless if it has passed the socially acceptable timestamp for memes...which I believe is about 2 hours these days. Whatever.

Just watch this shit and if you laugh or stare in disbelief, I've done what I set out to do.

Bottom line...stuff about Douchebags isn't new. It's just funny.

Listen closely at the very end, "I can't wait to watch this on fuckin Youtube!"...neither could we, sir. Neither could we.


Incidentally, when he said "gotta shake that ass" this is what he meant. Yes...this is the same guy. Yikes.

Misdirected Hostility

I would love to someday know what fires this guy up so much to explode about this subject at this place and time. For now, I will just consider myself lucky that someone had the courtesy to turn the camera on. He really doesn't like joggers, news reporters, those that run, people with mercedes benz sedans, or chauvinistic pigs. Preach on, sir.


And of course, no video of a raving lunatic is complete without remixing his erratic behavior to fresh beats (or lame beats...)...either way, here's the leading candidate at the moment. Sadly, the remix did not add teeth.

Mother Fudgers....Die! Cocka Roaches

Let's just go ahead and put the philosophical debate to the side. For good or for ill, this is the hilarious byproduct of a sizable lapse in adult judgement deserving of your attention and laughter.

Win the Game!

This is a real ad from a few years ago. How I didn't see this earlier I'll never know. I find it hilarious and sad at the very same time. It's yet another indicator that "Idiocracy" is here and now. On the express train to hell one may as well laugh at the scenery zipping by...