Ninja Weapons

I always wondered why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles didn't use their freakin weapons.



Speaking of Turtlemania. I am in love with this as well....

Fantastic!

As stated several times on this blog...I love things that try very sincerely to be awesome and fall short with a huge thud. I appreciate the effort and intention. You can't rightly duplicate that type of quality.

For instance, this fight scene is awesome. Not because it's awesome but because when it was made, the guys who made it thought it was awesome. Please watch to the end for the cherry on top. High fives all around when they yelled "cut" on the final take of this one.

Angry Guy

I am guilty of getting riled up over nonsense...we all are to some degree I guess. I don't, however, think I would get this riled up if my job was to sell RV's and all I had to do is read, recite, or improvise dialogue about the new Winnebago. This dude was absolutely not cut out for this task....except for our purposes, I wouldn't assign it to anyone else in the world.

A Couple Sports Posts

Every year, bad highlight films of superstar highschool athletes litter youtube. The music is too loud, the graphics awful and the video quality is awful. The hope is that the video will showcase their talent and get some coach from a big school to notice and offer a scholarship.

This is a fantastic goof on that theme. Meet the newest 5-star recruit..Mike Nobler


Now...under normal circumstances I would rather be forced at rusty knifepoint to participate in a Russian fart eating contest than sit thru :03 seconds of John Tesh...but this is cheesy and sorta funny and sorta cool all at the same time.

Mostly cheesy and worthy of goofing on...so enjoy. I particularly enjoy the Captain Crunch looking dude on violin battling the guitarist whom I think may have to take a shit. In any case, I think it's that dude that used to play for Saturday Night Live and looked like he had to take a shit when they did his close up on the way to commercial...so...either there are two guitar dudes out there too old to have long hair and frozen with a perpetual "gotta back one out" face...or it's the same dude.

For The Little Ones

Not sure what sparked the urge but I wanted to direct your attention to one video you may not know...and one that you probably know but if you don't, you will not soon forget. Both will kick you in the shins.

First, A short from Dave Hill. It's from a web series for the defunct Super Deluxe:


Millions of viewers have marveled at the littlest superstar. Simply hypnotizing.

Flammable?

Are you fucking kidding me? This marks the height of our Douche Bag nation. When a backwards robe and slippers just isn't casual and comfortable enough...enter...The Hoodie Footie.

It's official...we have outbred and/or outsmarted nature and overcome natural selection. We're past the fork in the road. We took the left at Albuquerque. Mother Nature sighs, knowing she's been defeated...decides to take a nap in her brand new Pink Hoodie Footie.

Bad Local Commercials

Local commercials possess the ingredients that I enjoy most. Sincere desire to create something great..coupled with a complete lack of talent to execute.

EyeTech Productions


Ealgeman


I believe these guys who did the Red House spot actually make the commercials bad on purpose...which might be harder than making it good on purpose. In any case, I like the outcome here.

The Red House