Mascots Up in Here

Fuckin Mascots...

What's My Name?

The American Dream...start your own business...risk it all...make a NAME for yourself.

So...why in the fee faw fuck would you go to all the trouble only to let this happen....?

I can only guess that there is a language barrier, it was a committee decision...or these people have bad friends that lie to them...

Fun With The News

Nietzsche Is Full of Shit

Like Yoda and Mark Twain...Nietzsche said a lot of cool shit. People who know all the cool shit he said think they're smarter than you and me. I don't know much about the dude except a few quotes. All his wisdom is lost on me however with this one, "We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once."

Nietzsche didn't have youtube.





huh?


Just for shits n' giggles

Troll 2

Ever seen the movie, "Troll"?

No? Me neither. But I'll tell you this...I've seen Troll-mother-fuckin-2.

It makes no sense. The word "troll" is never uttered. The town in the movie is called Nilbog. That's right. Goblin backwards. Holy SHIT!

I advise a full night with popcorn, beer, friends, the works...for now the trailer should be enough.

Related clips all over Youtube as well. Masterful.

A New Favorite Trend

I'm really digging shitty fight scenes lately.



huh?


Not a fight scene..just a classic

Twain Was a Putz

Mark Twain said a lot of clever shit. He once said something to the effect of, "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's Heaven on Earth."

Well, I say bollocks. You should, as a man, never dance. Unless you are trying to get laid (gay and straight both..same motivation). Singing is ONLY for when you are in your car or shower and absolutely fucking nobody can hear you. We've all been hurt, so loving like you're oblivious to this possibility makes you an imbecile...and living like it's Heaven on Earth means I can't drink...so piss off.

Anyhow...I'd like to see Twain defend this one:



Or this one: