Sunday, July 21, 2013

It's Summer

What time is it? Let this guy break it down for you...

Pieces Of Flair

I simply cannot decide whether or not this guy is serious. He either took the spirit of the "pieces of flair" restaurant manager from Office Space and ran with it in a beautiful way, or he really has a blonde mullet, a horrible taste in music and enough money to hire massage parlor girls to pretend that they can't live without him.

Bonus: Canadian



If you want more (or better yet can't stand the thought of more)....here's more:
I want to talk about your flair


Sunday, April 28, 2013

Come Back Later To Attempt To Commit A Crime

For all of you technology snobs. Do NOT throw away your CD player from 1997.

It may save your life or the life of your wife at home. In fact, keep that thing within arm's reach of the front door. You NEVER know when a bad actor with a huge kitchen knife and a gigantic ream of keys may stroll up to your front door in the middle of the day to do some rapin'.

Turns out, you only need to let him hear that your apparently-out-of-work-pissed-off-brother-that-is-at-your-house-on-a-weekday-catching-a-nap is frustrated at the notion that somebody woke him up with a knock.

"Come back later". Perhaps the writers could come up with a scenario where they suggest the murdering rapist never come back. I guess that's where they get you with the upsell.

"Buy the 'Never Come Back' anti-rape CD now!"

Clever marketing.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

How You Feelin' Toronto!!?

This is one of my favorite internet finds in ages....

As evidenced by the fact that I haven't updated this damn blog in nearly a year. Well...here it is...the thing that made me come back.

What is it, you ask? Good question. The description completely underserves the reality.

Description: Paul Stanley of KISS talking to crowds in between songs
Reality: Today's rock stars are way too cool for this. I'm both thrilled and bummed at this truth.