For all of you technology snobs. Do NOT throw away your CD player from 1997.
It may save your life or the life of your wife at home. In fact, keep that thing within arm's reach of the front door. You NEVER know when a bad actor with a huge kitchen knife and a gigantic ream of keys may stroll up to your front door in the middle of the day to do some rapin'.
Turns out, you only need to let him hear that your apparently-out-of-work-pissed-off-brother-that-is-at-your-house-on-a-weekday-catching-a-nap is frustrated at the notion that somebody woke him up with a knock.
"Come back later". Perhaps the writers could come up with a scenario where they suggest the murdering rapist never come back. I guess that's where they get you with the upsell.
"Buy the 'Never Come Back' anti-rape CD now!"
Clever marketing.
It may save your life or the life of your wife at home. In fact, keep that thing within arm's reach of the front door. You NEVER know when a bad actor with a huge kitchen knife and a gigantic ream of keys may stroll up to your front door in the middle of the day to do some rapin'.
Turns out, you only need to let him hear that your apparently-out-of-work-pissed-off-brother-that-is-at-your-house-on-a-weekday-catching-a-nap is frustrated at the notion that somebody woke him up with a knock.
"Come back later". Perhaps the writers could come up with a scenario where they suggest the murdering rapist never come back. I guess that's where they get you with the upsell.
"Buy the 'Never Come Back' anti-rape CD now!"
Clever marketing.
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