Saturday, April 14, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Meow and the Art of Motorcycle Riding
What is the meaning of life?
What does it all mean?
This video may be the purest polar opposite to truth seeking available online. That...or perhaps it is the window to your very soul.
Another nugget from everythingisterrible.com
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Tumbling Hilljack
This is an old video. You may have seen it. It's worth another look. My rule has always been, "did it make me laugh?".
Well...it's a series of bloopers starring a rhubarb fisherman in a Tennessee hat repeatedly taking awkward fartknockers into dirty lakes....so YES...it made me laugh. If it doesn't make you laugh then you are a rhubarb fisherman lover and deserve to go through life not laughing. Go Dogs.
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Found Footage
I have nothing of substance to add to any of the following videos other than I found them on a site called, "found footage festival". A friend brought the site to my attention and I'm borderline obsessed. One cannot properly prepare oneself for the madness found therein...
http://foundfootagefest.com/
here are a couple of my favorites:
In case you haven't worked in "Corporate America"...here's a great video to show you what not to say...
In the event that Jesus Cristo...or Tim Tebow...have not yet awakened your inner spirit, give this a look.
Are you still there...?
Want to laugh and feel really guilty at the same time? Great! We've got this one ready for you. In fact...it may hypnotize you...
No word on whether or not the creator of this video still enjoys freedom from correctional captivity.
Totally SFW but the creep-o-meter needle is pegged (and bending) on 10.
http://foundfootagefest.com/
here are a couple of my favorites:
In case you haven't worked in "Corporate America"...here's a great video to show you what not to say...
In the event that Jesus Cristo...or Tim Tebow...have not yet awakened your inner spirit, give this a look.
Are you still there...?
Want to laugh and feel really guilty at the same time? Great! We've got this one ready for you. In fact...it may hypnotize you...
No word on whether or not the creator of this video still enjoys freedom from correctional captivity.
Totally SFW but the creep-o-meter needle is pegged (and bending) on 10.
Karate Chop Rap to the Angels
Is there anything better than the fish-out-of-water-tongue-in-cheek musical concept hastily created and horribly executed by talentless hacks dressed in karate garb? My initial response would be, "yes...a swift kick in the groin would be better."...But then I happened upon this masterpiece. You must truly employ the patience of a monk to muddle through it. Only then will its true inner greatness reveal itself to you. Go now, weedhopper. Meditate on this visual turd and let it whisper to you from beyond the ages the true nature of its power.
Like many things from the late 80's, this music video from Slaughter was not intended to be funny, mocked, or ironic...yet it is inherently doomed in that it rides the wave of contemporary cool from the time in which it was forced to be born unto this world...In other words....the height of 80's cool is the low point (and ironically high point) of today's culture. And therefore we mock it with glee. Tada!
Epic location? Check. Limo? Check. Band running through screaming fans? Check. Pretty hair? Check.
I especially appreciate the inexplicably wet floor in the hangar. I would actually love to direct a shot-for-shot remake of this video featuring a good band from today. Stick It To Ya!!
Like many things from the late 80's, this music video from Slaughter was not intended to be funny, mocked, or ironic...yet it is inherently doomed in that it rides the wave of contemporary cool from the time in which it was forced to be born unto this world...In other words....the height of 80's cool is the low point (and ironically high point) of today's culture. And therefore we mock it with glee. Tada!
Epic location? Check. Limo? Check. Band running through screaming fans? Check. Pretty hair? Check.
I especially appreciate the inexplicably wet floor in the hangar. I would actually love to direct a shot-for-shot remake of this video featuring a good band from today. Stick It To Ya!!
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
A Good Rule of Thumb
When I was young my father warned me against a couple of things. One of them was that you shouldn't go looking for trouble. The other is that you shouldn't mess with anyone that has less to lose than you do.
My father also knew that there was a low chance that I would become a frontiersman and ride around on a badass buffalo and shoot things.
In that case...the rule of thumb would have been...seek trouble and cause it where you don't initially find it. You're on a buffalo for Christ's sake. Don't be such a Nancy boy...punch a cougar if you feel like it. A real cougar. Not the 40 year old skanky chick at the bar.
My father also knew that there was a low chance that I would become a frontiersman and ride around on a badass buffalo and shoot things.
In that case...the rule of thumb would have been...seek trouble and cause it where you don't initially find it. You're on a buffalo for Christ's sake. Don't be such a Nancy boy...punch a cougar if you feel like it. A real cougar. Not the 40 year old skanky chick at the bar.
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