The Sum of the Parts

Ok...so George Lucas has an idea to produce a movie. He hires the writers from "American Graffiti" and "Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom". Then he brings in Producers with (future) credits like, "Saving Private Ryan", "Spider Man" and others. Throw Tim Robbins in the cast and I think anyone would agree that this is a formula that puts you in a pretty good position to succeed...right?

That is, of course, before somebody in the room said, "let's make it about a duck from outer space". Then somebody else blurted out, "live action with a midget in a duck suit!".

George scratched his chin and nodded slowly. This shit could really work.



Proof positive that the sum of the whole does not necessarily equal the sum of its parts. In this case, I am happy for that. I mean...if american cinema didn't have in its history a duck ripping an impromptu guitar solo (after saving the planet)...where would we be? Really..tell me.

Now...if someone would please just give me a call about this live action Flintstone's thing I got knocking around in my head...oh wait.

Before We All Forget

Somewhere in the depths of my mind is a series of storage units. Some of them are shut and I wish they were open. Hell, I'd have to remember that they were even there to figure out that I wish they were open. Other units in the deep parts of my brain are locked because I locked them. I know they're there. I locked them on purpose. Who then, is the insufferable assbag that stole the key, crept down into my subconscious cellar and popped the lock on the door marked, "Popozao"?
It's the first word that popped in my brain when I woke up. Either the very time-space continuum itself is on the verge of collapse...or it's time for some K-Fed up in this bitch. Since both lead to each other...let's all enjoy this nugget one last time. Sorry for reminding you. You can stuff it back down the rabbit hole after you watch this in it's entirety...if you dare.

Federline's PopoZão
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A Friend of Mine

This one is funny in the category of "head scratcher". I didn't necessarily burst out laughing...but I think you'll laugh as confusion sets in and plops it's ass on your couch...and stays there. Too long. Way too long.

Think, Skankin Pickle meets Jim Jones meets the church down the street from you meets your creepy uncle meets 1983 on beta.