Cuatro De Mayo Turd Taco

If by chance, you are coming to the end of a long week wherein, yet again, you had to navigate the usual turd infested waters in the sea of humanity surrounding you...I have good news. Some of them record themselves on video for people to (unintentionally) laugh at years later. Guess what...? Today is years later for the class of yesterday's turds. Do it for the "you" of yesterday. Or at least watch because these old crappy videos are pretty funny. I WANNA PIZZA!!...to crush your f*cking soul... more recent but with extra goodness. karma clown says, "wait for it". Roughly translated to English from his native tongue of Doosh-B'AHG...the word UZZY is slang for "thud".