Friday, January 22, 2010

Headlines

I love The Onion. Sometimes I think of headlines in the Onion style.

Local Man First To Point Out Rarity of Line For Men's Room


Big Johnson Somehow Thinks Of Another Dick Joke For Latest T-Shirt


Seafood Restaurant Searches For Slogan That Is Both Family-Safe And A Sexually Suggestive Double Entendre


Waitress With Cutest Handwriting Elected To Update Chalkboard Menu Again


A couple more without pics:

Internet Savvy Guy Calls Shenanigans

Inside Sources Reveal Oprah To Appear On Cover Of Next Month's O Magazine

Jeff Rules "The House That Jeff Built", Declares Jeff.

Local Man Nails Cool, Slightly Off-Centered Self Portrait For Facebook Page On First Take

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